…just google pictures of the potoo bird. And you seriously can’t be sad anymore. At least not for a few minutes.
Look at this whackadoodle!
Seriously? Those shoes?
This guy has had it with your nonsense…
I loathe you with the fire of a thousand suns!
Cool story, bro. Tell it again. And again. Go on.
Can haz snuggles?
Boom! No more sadness! See!? It works. Because, science. You’re welcome.