I must hand it to the spam bots. They’ve really come up with some good ones the last few weeks. I thought that today I would share some of the better ones. These are taken exactly as they appeared in the spam folder, save the links which I’m certain will unleash our untimely electronic dooms. My comments are below.
I think I’ll send Larry to kick their asses! (Llama versus ass, get it? Get it?)But I think if I conntiue to bitch, Scavella will start emailing me the link to my own wordpress blog and then I’ll be ashamed.
I don’t really. Nor do I know who Larry or Scavella are, but yes, you should be quite ashamed.
Paris is a um how should I say this not relaly a smart person *cough cough*imbecile*cough cough* oh im sorry must be coming down with a cold. But whatever. She needs to lay off on it. Eating other people’s faces TOO much is dumb.
I assume you’re referring to Paris Hilton. I agree on both fronts. The leap from one to the other, however, leaves me perplexed.
, I want my $20 million. The man reliped, No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it. Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!
I assume this is a lottery joke that’s missing the premise. This is how I imagine annuities are explained in Latvia.
i got called moth girl in hihghcsool because our school got over run by giant moths and they would get trapped in classrooms and kids would torture them so i would save them and they would stick to me until end of class when i could let them free because the teachers just thought i was trying to get out of class
This one struck me as kind of sad because some of my posts touch on being tormented in school and having affinity for the moths stuck in our bathroom at work. Good up on you, spam bot. You almost got me, until I saw the link for discounted nike shoes that followed.
You made some decent factors there. I appeared on the internet for the difficulty and found most individuals will go along with along with your website.
Some people are on the web for porn, others for pictures of cats with captions. This guy, however, is here for the ‘difficulty.’ I assume this comment is meant to be some kind of insult. I guess I’m not ready to take my training wheels off yet, internet pro.
White cloud never promise the sky where and when she will go, but she will be accompanied by your side morning and evening. Star never promise the night to bring him a light, but he is hard to twinkle; The Scenery never says to eye to be forever, but always been beautiful;
I guess this is poetry, but poorly translated, reads like the unedited version of a fortune cookie. Again, they almost had me, but for the poor grammar and the promise of cheap designer bags in their links.